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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 28, 2002 14:51:59 GMT -5
I say see it on the big screen man. The sound, the music, the effects with the videotape? Wierd becomes creepy really fast. And the first time you see what it's victims look like? Man oh man! I need to monster proof my apartment. On a limited budget, any suggestions Rev-Stewart.
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 28, 2002 16:48:16 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,600]monster proofing the apartment...well...I happen to know that your apartment consists of one room (plus bathroom) so removing the outer door knob on your door is out...trip wires might have worked, but you are liable to nail yourself when getting up to take a piss in the middle of the night...try inscribing a pentacle in white chalk under your bed, it always seems to keep Etrigan in, so it should keep any lesser monsters out. Then stay on your bed. You could put on on the door, but your landlord may think you are a devil worshipper and evict your ass. Just make sure that when you inscribe the pentacle you don't smear any of the lines. You may cover it with a nice doily available in the Martha Stewart house wares section of your local K-Mart, I think she has branched out into Demonology products now...[/glow]
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Post by Mike on Oct 28, 2002 19:21:37 GMT -5
Well, it's been more then 7 days and I'm still waiting for "The Call"!
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 28, 2002 21:57:23 GMT -5
The call? Like, "WHOOP! THERE IT IS!"? Or, "God damn ladies, I am drunk!", or is it, "HEY MOMMA! Bring some a that ova here! Give it to tha D-MoN! Yeah baby! What side of the bed do you like to sleep on? I take the top!! WHOO HOO!! You a naughty, naughty.." Well, I think that about covers it. Or do you mean, "THE CALL". As in like, "Hello, is Mr. Wall there? No? Is Mrs. Wall there? No?! Are there any Walls there? Then what the fuck is holding up your roof?!" And then hang up, light another joint and dial another number at random and pretend you have Turrets?
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 28, 2002 22:09:21 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]focus D-Mon, focus...the "SEVEN DAYS" call man...we watched the video....[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 29, 2002 3:12:15 GMT -5
Yeah, the Evil one told me about how Jo got the tape. I wonder if that was a promotion or what? Cause that's DAMNED creepy! I don't want to watch it! Just in case! So you two can bite me! That movie warped me enough. And I think Michael Myers is one cool mutha....
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 29, 2002 23:34:31 GMT -5
OK, well I'ma be there to see you guys at Jokers I believe on Saturday. So you'd better put on your crash helmates, because I'm getting punch drunk with the dudes from !Bang.
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 30, 2002 0:33:50 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,600]Well god damn! It's about frickin' time! Joker had better be ready...[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Nov 1, 2002 13:46:45 GMT -5
:oAnd my Joongs! Chicks cannot get enough of my Joongs! I mean they're splendiferous! My ... JOONGS!!
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Post by Skull and Bones on Nov 2, 2002 17:35:57 GMT -5
Hey Rev, how would you advise dealing with someone that says you have "anger issues" and sounds like a pussy without literally beating their head to a pulp? I mean I'm just curious! I'm an angry person with HAPPY issues for God's sakes! Why is that so hard to comprehend?!?!
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Nov 7, 2002 13:22:01 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,000]without beating them to a bloody pulp? hmm...I must meditate on this one...[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Nov 7, 2002 21:28:48 GMT -5
MEDITATE MY ASS! That's what you said about killing at eating a Jehova's Witness too!
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Nov 8, 2002 11:07:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,000] well, there is one particular Jehovah's Witness girl I wouldn't mind eating...but I wouldn't want to KILL her!! That would be a horrible waste! ( I am working on turning her... one cult to another, not that huge of a stretch really, and there's no door knockin' over here) Now, as far as dealing with pussies that tell you that you have anger issues, politely smile, place one hand on their right shoulder (like you are sensitively showing that you get their meaning), discretely step in close and block the left heel, give a quick sweep of the foot along with a firm push to the left and dash the bastard to the ground! The pure shock value alone is worth it. AND you have successfully avoided bashing their brain pan in (unless they hit something forcefully on the way down, like the corner of a table or something, please be sure that you make it look like an accident by acting surprised and saying shit like "oh, my god! are you all right!!" and helping them up, providing they are still conscious) [/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Nov 8, 2002 20:41:05 GMT -5
So kicking them when they're down and spitting on them would be off then eh?
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Nov 10, 2002 20:42:08 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,000]can you make it look like an accident?[/glow]
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