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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 8, 2002 21:56:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] so, seeing as how I am a reverend and all, I thought it appropriate to provide a forum for all those who might require my services... so post away, feel free to ask me anything, I will try my best to come up with something insightful and witty all at the same time. I am also accepting memberships for my cult...uh...church...ya that's it, church. $2 a year and you're in!...of course I can't fully spill all the details of membership, that wouldn't be fair to my flock now would it? [/glow]
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Post by Julie Anne on Aug 8, 2002 22:41:19 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ok, wiseguy... what are we doing for supper? [/glow]
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 8, 2002 22:56:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] good question Julie! Supper....that can be taken on so many levels...what are we doing? For supper...well, usually we like to eat food at supper time, something nutritious and sustaining is best. I recommend that you take me out for supper tonight, as I really don't feel like cooking. There are many choices one faces in life, and the supper issue comes up frequently. ( In these times, I prefer to have other people decide for me, because my eclectic tastes are not shared by all and I want everyone to enjoy their meals.) Not everyone likes their meat blue rare, now do they? Choices and changes are all we have people, so in this case Julie, I choose to let you choose what we are doing for supper tonight. I am easy. [/glow]
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Post by Julie Anne on Aug 8, 2002 23:16:57 GMT -5
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 8, 2002 23:27:44 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Indeed. I thankfully have the ability to edit! I could edit YOUR post if I so desired you know! I AM the Administrator you know...posts with that kind of attitude will get you stripped of your stars missy! amongst other things I may strip off you... [/glow]
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Post by Julie Anne on Aug 8, 2002 23:32:42 GMT -5
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Post by davethenewfie on Aug 9, 2002 0:12:53 GMT -5
I don't like to cook either..........i need a woman to take me out for supper......or vice versa.....
hehehe.......... ;D
Dave "the NEWFIE"
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Post by Brandon on Aug 9, 2002 16:23:58 GMT -5
That's right Goolie ... there are children here! Uncle Mike, why am I not allowed to jump on the couch? I want to soooo bad!
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 9, 2002 17:25:20 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] well little buddy, jumping on the couch not only is hard on the upholstery, but the springs underneath as well! And, I happen to know, there are GLASS TOPPED COFFEE TABLES in close proximity to said couch that you are wishing to jump on! Now, imagine if you were to catapult off the couch in one of your manic jumping episodes and crash through the top of the coffee table! Not only would there inevitably be damage to the coffee table, but to your little body as well! Nobody needs that kind of aggravation. Not to mention, your mommy and daddy said no, shouldn't that be answer enough, mister? [/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Aug 10, 2002 3:33:32 GMT -5
Alright then Holy father, when is your devistatingly handsome templar going to get his holy blade? Or is the ministry going to have to resort to extortion to get that tithe we were talking about?
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Post by AlleyCat on Aug 10, 2002 6:06:36 GMT -5
Dear Reverend Mike, All I want for supper is a chocolate covered banana. Where is the best place to shop for those???
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 10, 2002 7:28:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Patience D-MoN...I will be building a forge soon enough....the first blade hammered by mine hand is yours, templar.[/glow]
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 10, 2002 7:31:05 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]AlleyCat, there is no doubt that the best place for chocolate Banana Shopping is at a !Bang show...alternately, one might try the local laundramat...wierd as that sounds, at least you can check out the banana hammocks there. ;D[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Aug 11, 2002 22:46:55 GMT -5
Hmmm.. profound words Padre. So... I think you should tackle the ultimate question to test one's logic..... HOW MUCH WOOD, COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK, IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?! ;D
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 12, 2002 0:43:30 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Just how big is this woodchuck? I would think that height and weight and relative state of physical fitness would be significant factors in the wood chucking department.[/glow]
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