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Post by Brandon on Aug 12, 2002 17:18:28 GMT -5
Hi Uncle Mike! My Mommy took me out of town this weekend to see my grandparents and when I got back, Daddy bought me a new race car bed!! I have the best Daddy ever!
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 12, 2002 17:47:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Cool!! I always wanted a race car bed! Maybe, if I am a really good boy Auntie Goolie will get me one too...Actually, I had a really strange dream last night about race cars...it was kinda like the Player's Pit Stop Challenge only instead of changing the tires it was fueling up the car from two seperate pumps...weird...top prize was a chocolate sheet cake (I assume it was chocolate, I woke up before I could eat any of it, I would have prefered white cake, myself, but oh well) and 3 bowls full of assorted button batteries. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to eat the batteries, or what. Anyways, enjoy the race car bed, and keep the reckless driving to a minimum.[/glow]
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Post by Julie Anne on Aug 12, 2002 19:05:29 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Unless the race car bed comes in King size, or we have a boy (in which case the bed wouldn't belong to you...) then I'd say chances are slim to none! [/glow]
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Post by AlleyCat on Aug 12, 2002 20:03:10 GMT -5
Dear Reverend Mike I took your advice and went to the !Bang show but I couldn't find any chocolate bananas When is the next show? Maybe I'll have better luck next time Signed, Starving Suzy
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Post by Skull and Bones on Aug 13, 2002 19:40:19 GMT -5
Uhh.. you might wanna talk about that dream there Padre? It's kinda... creepin' me out there... Mr Chocolait Cake. Say.. speaking of which I had a dream the other day. What didn't bother me was the disturbing content as my dreams usually contain those, but more along the lines of it was SOO BLOODY REAL!!!
Anyway my question is, is it ethicalTEXT to buy a Nintendo Gamecube?
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 13, 2002 20:28:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]sorry Suzy. Actually, it is usually a higher percentage of peaches than bananas at !Bang shows...the next one that is rock solid booked is at the Black Swan again on September 8th. Did you try the laundramat? Grocery stores usually have bananas too I hear.[/glow]
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 13, 2002 20:37:21 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Firstly, remind me to show you the proper way to use the tags when you post, although it is amusing to see the word TEXT do all these crazy things, it is intended for other words. (see, when you add a tag, you highlight the word TEXT and type what you want to say in there, dig?) As far as the Nintendo Gamecube goes, I really don't think it would be ethical, seeing's how you already have a PS2 DO YOU NOT?! THAT'S LIKE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE!! But, of course, in the right circumstances, it's not really cheating now is it? why don't you see how the PS2 feels about sharing? that would give you your answer right there. understanding the feelings of others, and making sure you are both on the same page, goes a LOOOOOONG way in a relationship of any kind...even relationships with people, believe it or not.[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Aug 14, 2002 21:49:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Cheating on my PS 2? But.. I... I what?![/glow]
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 14, 2002 22:15:11 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]OK, so maybe it's not as bad as that,but lets just consider the PS2 as the wife/live-in girlfriend, and then along comes the Gamecube (the mistress). Soon, the PS2 gets neglected, and the Gamecube demands more and more of your time. Before you know it you are selling the PS2 for cheap so you can buy more shiny baubles for your mistress! Then the cycle stars all over again, and along comes the X box and then where are you? Now, if you could manage to keep all of them happy, yer laughin'! Just realize that it's hard to juggle. You don't try it with chainsaws right off, you gotta ease into it, y'know? Slow and easy wins the race, but fast and hard is usually what the mistress wants...bottom line is, buy them all. The more the merrier, in all things, enough is never enough, 'tis the truth.[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Aug 15, 2002 0:00:47 GMT -5
I never realized there was so much in just wanting to play the new Resident Evil and Eternal Darkness.... though.. by that rational... my Playstation 2 is my live in? Well.. it doesn't mouth off, or gripe that I spend too much time drinking beer and playing video games... and it doesn't ever "not know what it wants"..... hmmm.. this bachelor for life stuff could be easier then I thought! Thank you Reverend Mike!! You've really helped me! I'm going to recomend you to all my friends, and any furry things I run over on the way!! ;D
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Aug 15, 2002 0:39:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] you are most welcome, templar. send 'em this way, the Church of the Iron Wolf needs more members...the more we grow, the stronger we get...one day a good 5 or 10 people may see things the way I do...[/glow]
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Post by Outahand on Sept 15, 2002 3:39:37 GMT -5
I think that I may have a chocolate banana around here somewhere..... but maybe that's not chocolate and it only looks like a lumpy banana !
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Sept 15, 2002 11:56:41 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]that is the funniest avatar I have ever seen! That's dedication to your art man, playing your guitar whilst takin' a crap...that's my brother folks, outahand! So that's what toilets look like in Hong Kong...[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 3, 2002 2:38:20 GMT -5
OK Rev this is gonna sound really bad, but I had this dream the other night, and this is true by the way, anywho, I dreamt I was so poor I had to eat what was left over in my cupboards, but all I had was a can of teryaki flavoured, whole spiders. Yeah, that's right, spiders. And it was so vivid I remember the crunch, the legs and the horrible taste of those things, and it was in full, DISGUSTING color. I woke up when I was chewing on a tarantula, and then BOOM!! And I could still taste that shit in my mouth. So? What do you think that means?!
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 3, 2002 9:20:57 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,600]I would have thought that Sukiyaki would be a more appropriate sauce for spiders...I'll have to try that some day in a stirfry...anyway, I think what the dream was trying to tell you is you have to start thinking more about the foods that you are eating, and back off on the barley sandwiches. Beer and whiskey for dinner doesn't exactly fall into a "balanced" meal. Your loathing of spiders, and being forced to eat them, is most likely your sub-concious mind telling you that it needs vitamins, because we all know how nutrious spiders are. So the recommendation here is start eating better, and maybe think about supplimenting with a good multi-vitamin. As far as the still tasting it after the dream goes, I have read somewhere that the average human will eat more than a dozen spiders in their sleep (for real, not in a dream) so chances are, that's exactly what happened. Brush often and use a strong mouthwash (Jack Daniel's or something) to get rid of the spider aftertaste. Don't worry, we don't get Black Widows in this province, you should be fine. Spiritually, I don't think eating spiders has any impact on your karma. bon-apetit![/glow]
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