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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 3, 2002 13:10:00 GMT -5
JESUS!! I wasn't thinking that. I just was wondering why it was so bloody vivid. And my apartment doesn't have spiders in it, so that's probably a help. If it did, and had I known this about eating a dozen spiders well, I'll never sleep again
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Post by Julie Anne on Oct 4, 2002 14:10:53 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]I donno D... if your apartment looks anything like it did the last time I was there... spiders might not be your biggest worry. [/glow]
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 4, 2002 15:23:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,600]chances are it was so vivid because of the obscene amout of time you have been playing your damn X-box lately! That kind of graphic power gets imprinted on your brain through your retinas, enhancing the dream state resolution. (ok, so that's just a theory)[/glow]
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Post by 2stix on Oct 4, 2002 19:15:16 GMT -5
Ok, here is the REAL reason for your dream. Facts show that you haven't been to a !Bang show for quite some time, right?,also you had some time alone. Due to these and other "unknown" um(Nicely)---setbacks, your experience unfolds as follows..8 legs=8 arms...1 goes to work, 2 pays the bills (or the Man, As is better known) 3 drives, 4 eats, 5drinks beer, 6 dials the phone, 7 brushes teeth and 8 hails a cab to the NEXT !Bang show, so(HAHA) make your dreams come true and get out there*^%. Quite simple really.
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 4, 2002 20:05:10 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]D-Mon doesn't drive...I certainly hope he brushes his teeth..so what exactly is that other hand doing? hmmm?[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 6, 2002 13:54:13 GMT -5
I really am sorry for not getting out to Bang shows. My Sundays are usually booked up anymore with your Black Swan gigs. And everytime one comes up, I had already promised someone I'd be somewhere else. I am going to get out. I miss !Bang. However, I'm still not sure what the HELL THAT HAS TO DO WITH EATING SPIDERS?! And Rev, it's a PS2, not an X-Box. And if it hears you talking like that it's going to hit me. Having Grand Theft Auto 3 for that thing requires almost as much attention as an Infant man! You don't know how addictive it is to chase an old granny down with a submachinegun into traffic and use her for a human sheild for all the gang bangers are after you. And yes Julie, my apartment is signifigantly cleaner. You'll find when I cut back on drinking ALL the time, that my place get's cleaner. Now, let's get back to the subject at hand, because I had an even MORE vivid dream. Yes, I dreamt I was singing sex machine with James Brown for an audience of screaming nuns. Hot ones too. What do you think that means mi Padre?
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 6, 2002 13:57:02 GMT -5
Now I admit, !Bang shows are theraputic. It allows me to get in touch with my inner drunken moron. It gives me the chance to shout high speed obscenities at Timmy 2-Stix and Troy like a Newfie with tourrets and even gives Julie the much needed time to PICK on me because I don't think she's picking on the Rev.
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 9, 2002 9:44:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,600]firstly, the latest dream...singing sex machine with none other than James Brown to a bunch of hot, screaming NUNS. Well. This shows me that your self confidence is improving in the "chick wheelin'" area. Soon you will be ready to hit the stage for real and have the girls gushing at your overt manliness. If you can get a bunch of hot nuns to get wild, then your average everyday hottie who hasn't given her body to god should be easy pickin's. James Brown is a personification of your inner "smooth" and is a very good sign. Your choice of song only reinforces this. I think you will be getting a lot more attention from the ladies really soon, they might be freaky fetish garb wearing sex maniacs, but that's ok, we all need a few of those to balance out the meaningful relationship ones who go wiggy when they realize that you are not the perfect moldable piece of clay that they were wishing to manipulate into their every twisted domestic fantasy. Not that I have a problem with being domestic, but does it have to be boring and repetitive? NO! Mix it up a little, find yourself a nice little bi-curious babe and start makin' little D-Mons and life is bliss. Here ends the lesson. Keep the Faith (but not the Bon Jovi version) ;D[/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 11, 2002 14:22:32 GMT -5
Well, I would take your adivse to heart Rev, but you know I've done the whole "date a Bi-curious" thing which is the SOUL REASON I REFUSE TO DO IT ANYMORE. Second, since group sex to me is a turn off, that means that a Bi chick to me would just be a woman with MORE of an aptitude to stab me in the back. Why the hell does everyone keep telling me that's the way to go?
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Post by troy on Oct 11, 2002 19:06:42 GMT -5
Hey D-Mon I may not be a reverend, but I sure know the one aphrodisiac that no woman can refuse..............money! Get rich and your woman troubles are over. Hugh Hefner said it best, I don't want to know why they're with me, if it's the money, I'm okay with that.
One more thing, it's due time you came to a damn !Bang show dude! I've been wondering when you're gonna join me for Metallica again!
!Troy
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 11, 2002 19:18:57 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] sorry D-Mon, I know that the road I choose to walk is not always the way that is best for my Templar...ignore the bi-curious girl part and go find a chick who enjoys wearing liquid latex, hates goths as much as you do, and never questions the fact that the PS-2 plays an important role in your life. If you could find one of those, your worst problem would be her trying to get YOU to wear the liquid latex once in a while...And, money definitely doesn't hurt, but in my experience, it's not that important, hell even guys who are on welfare manage to get women (quality might become an issue here, but beauty IS in the eye of the beer holder, isn't it?) Weren't we talking about the dream? hmmm...I get so easily put off topic...let chaos reign! Get me another shot, would ya, Templar? [/glow]
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Post by Skull and Bones on Oct 12, 2002 1:36:30 GMT -5
Would you people PLEASE leave the PS2 out of it! If you don't know why it takes up so much of my time it's because you haven't played Grand Theft Auto 3 or Soul Reaver 2!!! WOOOWWWOOO!!!
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Post by honeybunny on Oct 21, 2002 4:42:39 GMT -5
Hi, This is my very first post!!! I do have a question for the Rev., but first I have a comment for Troy: Sweetie, I don't know where you find these girls, but money won't get you sex unless she's a prostitute. Although some girls may be in it for the money, most of us aren't. Money is just paper, and If I may speak for other women, has no part in Love and Happiness. At least if you wanna get with this Bunny, it's all about the Honey (the sweet, yet sexy factor), not the money!! Ok Mike Since you have your own church and your own faith, here's my question for you... If a person either had different religious beliefs than you, or their path that lead them to the same religious beliefs was different, do you think it would cause problems now a days when getting involved with this person? Would you let your religion stand in the way of your feelings for this person, especially if there was a definate magnetic chemistry, and a strong relationship?
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Post by Rev. Mike Kruse on Oct 21, 2002 7:50:11 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,600]honeybunny, I personally would never let religious beliefs get in the way of a strong relationship. Most of us that have a spiritual outlook on life have the wisdom to know that no matter what path we choose to walk, we are headed to the same destination. Our differences are what make us unique, and they are to be celebrated. Never let faith stand in the way of happiness. The Church of the Iron Wolf is not about discrimination or intolerance of another person's belief in any way, and I encourage good philosophical debate, it opens minds to new ideas and universal truths. In a strong relationship with a definite magnetic chemistry I think that religion takes a back seat to bliss. It's too rare to find something like that to let belief or faith (which can change in the blink of an eye) stand in the way.[/glow]
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Post by Julie Anne on Oct 21, 2002 9:51:59 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Hey Babe! You forgot to mention the fact that I am strongly against organized religion and apart from a few heated debates about it, it doesn't interfere in our relationship at all. [/glow]
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